Huskie: King of Comedy in the Pet World
Huskie: King of Comedy in the Pet World
In the pet world, Husky is an inborn comedian so long as he gets his start. He is at times a fierce captain of the demolition team, or at other times turns decadent into a pack of emoji. That’s why he is given a highly iconic name ‘Er Ha’ (literally, idiotic dog).
Wherever you find him, you find legends. Even in the pet world, ‘Er Ha’ never follows the rules. His IQ has no lower limit, likewise, no upper limit if he intends to look for troubles.
Only Husky has the guts to demolish the police station
‘Er Ha’ is an enthusiastic gentleman, even the poop-pickers can ooze some sappy smiles. This kind of dog, however, has a deadly flaw – he likes to demolish the home! Wherever he has haunted, nothing can survive his brutal tusks.
Biting sofa is a very basic teeth-exercising game. If furniture needs to be changed every week, the most immediately relative of yours will soon be the owner of the furniture store.
Sometimes, he can be earlier than your wife to find your secret money, driving you carzy just wanting to cook him for the dinner soup.
Those who raise ‘Er Ha’ will not have the chance for luxury car, unless the car seats are made of unbroken bricks.
Facing him, your times for a momentary peace are even less. More often than not, you are either collapsed or on the verge of it, and to punish him, you need an old hand to assist you in binding and sealing.
Never underestimate the audacity of ‘Er Ha’. He will forever keep his untamed inchoation, exercising his iron-crushing teeth. A citizen of Hunan happened to find a stray dog and brought it to the police station, but it didn’t occur to him this Husky did no way to disgrace his reputation as the captain of demolition, for which he did faithfully fulfil his job.
The police left the station after tethering him properly. But, when they came back, all they saw were scattering trash cans and shattered files all over the place.
His eyesight is confirmed, purebred husky!
Even the police felt speechless – no wonder you master lost you, or in a few more days, you could have pulled down the whole house.
A citizen in Chengdu found a stray husky and sent it to the police station. The dog showed no misery abandoned by his master. Hardly had he arrived when he turned himself into a foodie. “We have no idea how much he can eat, and he only eats meat,” said the police.
The police explained that due to limited feeding capacity and his undisciplined personality, ‘Er Ha’ can never be a patrol dog. The only thing they can do was to seek help from any good citizen who may adopt this money-burning rogue, or otherwise, the police station would go ‘bankrupt’.
How suffocating is the rural husky
Huskies in town are pampered like little princes, but actually they are not much different than Chinese rural dogs who can be domesticated by a three-day training plus leftover foods.
Owners in town often grudge against those home-damaging huskies, but they won’t be able to know their restlessness in the country is far more suffocating. They might drag down the overall IQ level of the dogs in the village, leading them to a new lower limit toward intellectual disabilities.
Fed with plenty of boiled milled rice and bouilli, ‘Er Ha’ can be huskie-peppa very quickly.
Thanks to his own attribute as a free-range pet, he would, whenever there is a chance, provoke triumphantly those big brothers in the pigsty at the backyard, staring and laughing foolishly at one another.
Unchained ‘Er Ha’ will appear to be like as if he were given legs for the very first time, trampling as much as he can in the fields of vegetables, corns and flowers.
Turning round and round in mud out of no purpose, his hilarious moves annotate a kind of retardedly imposed self-exile.
Owners sometimes do appreciate his robust muscles by collaring him with a kind of prolonge so that he may help loosen the soil by his flexible plowing strength.
He is also a good stand-in for the horse, a rickshaw man, but you won’t be able to tell the difference whether you walk the dog, or the dog walks you.
Three roosters and a duck of the neighbor are big toys of ‘Er Ha’ who, if one day he is unhappy, might gnaw up them as Kentucky.
Time to eat chicken.
He may dig a hole anywhere anytime. He may even dig through the curtilage at times.
Wherever there is a hole, there is a center position for them. The antique building that the owner has been maintained for over six decades might be destroyed by a two-day raise of ‘Er Ha’.
With overestimated fighting ability, he is now provoking Mr. Goat, the king of heights.
The best pose for them to sow a few wild oats is to climb up to the rooftop. They play ghosting, turn themselves into dog surveillance camera and drive their owner nuts down there!
Sometimes they become Teddy replicas, bullying honest rural dogs every once in a while.
To prevent husky from destroying the whole village, he will go out with his owner in a peculiar way.
The detested ‘Er Ha’, a fake wolf named Husky
Husky is a big potato of mimicry in the doggy kingdom. His overbearing appearance can easily be mistaken as a wolf. If he forgets his pet chain, and happens to look for some food near a barn, it is highly possible he would be beaten to death by rampaging cudgels.
There was an animal killed in Shandong Province after it was suspected as a wolf, and later a villager said he lost his husky on the day of the incident.
Judging by the appearance, they are really siblings …
Wolf and Husky
‘Er Ha’ has another identity in disguise, the donkey! He looked smart, but after haircut, he became an ass …
After dropping of hairs, the donkey once hidden inside his will be revealed. If all dog hairs shaved, he can walk with real donkeys side by side.
Facing this wayward and disobedient pooch, that horrendous melody in Tik Tok starts ringing in your mind: Dog Stew is a soup stewed with dog meat. In a dog stew eatery, all soups are stewed with fresh meat of the day, and no long-used soup …
Anyway, whether he is in-or-out-of-sight, the ‘surprise’ he can make is on a super level. Behind all this dorky adorability are the beeping sounds of swiping your cards. When you own a husky, you are doomed to be a scapegoat for all his acts.
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